D-E-M-E-T-R-I M-A-R-T-I-N spells comedy

that guy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

if you havent heard of him,WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I love his style of comedy and i like that he is hawt!!!!!!!!!!!

watch his show on comedy central at 10:30 or 7:30 if you have dish like meee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! demetri <3:D


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SUPERDAWG!

i hate 0 period!!!!!!!ms.mailo can go and suck an egg

i still dont get geometry

nothing

more of ms. galaces funny stories and return of the stalker stories XD

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH stupid holocaust newspaper! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE EDITOR!

Gah science pfffff

lunch.im sorry,but if you are my friend you have to know what INVADER ZIM was and how good of a show it is

the lint roller saga lol

quiz after skool with galace and barrack obama video
ms. galace is an awsome teacher and i hope i have her next year for ap language

fell asleep on my chair hidden in my closet,aots,bones,THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW watch it!lets all pray like good little super puppies lol,lost,how'd beyonce and lady gaga get on my ipod?,blah blah

i see her running to the bathroom and i cant help but remenice and crack up

P...P...P..P....PIKACHU!

i feel weird for just doing business like that, but now i have two pokemon cards that i have wanted my whole life!

you can just call me the cowardly lion because thats what i feel like
god dang boys!

The comedian

EXACTLY 2 WEEKS UNTIL THE WATCHMEN COME OUT IN THEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets put some nutmeg all up in this mofo!

crappy hiphop video workouts,sss or sas,technology is making us dumb,japan bad!permission slips,doomsday video, AWSUM KICKBUTT TEACHER,DEMETRI MARTIN,AND MADE JOKES,gangsta pic
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DIE!!!!!!

ALL YOU SAPPY FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
valentines day is just a government trick that makes women feel unloved when their boyfriends dont get them everything their prince charming would and tricks men into buying useless folwers,crappy jewleryand chocolates that will make their girlfriend fat!


just ignore the prank and live your life like its not some stupid holiday



charlie and the chocolate factory is on so watch it!

New Slang

i got it! i got it!
no,its not jenny's number i finally got "new slang" from the shins!!!!!!!!!!
i've loved this song ever since i heard it in the movie garden state and in scrubs

common factor in those 2 besides the song? ZACH BRAFF!!!!!
you gotta love that dude

A pine tree

DEMETRI MARTIN'S SHOW PREMEIRED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND OF COURSE IT WAS FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




today was a flex day and we got to do nothing in aerobics!yay and yogurt sit-ups double yay!!!!!!!!!
why does colbert have to be so damn famous!?!?!?
i went to the library to check out his book and both copies were checked out!DAMN YOU FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






JUST BE SURE TO WATCH IMPORTANT THINGS WITH DEMETRI MARTIN WENSDAYS AT 10:30 or 7:30 if you have dish like me

Lets save him

do you understand that like about 60 years ago we were fighting Hitler?!
we are learning about world war 2 rite now prolly like every one else and i am just facinated it the kamikazes,the a-bomb,nazis,pearl harbor,the holocaust,the rape of nanking,japanese internment camps,and hitler THE WHOLE THING!!!!!! I find it completly interesting and wish that i could be a part of that.

or maybe its b-cuz we get to watch clips of war movies like Saving Private Ryan with TOM HANKS hahaha inside joke!




i like watching vin diesel die!!!!!

Can i burn it now?

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valentines day is this week and i cant stand the "love"
f love!!!!!!!!
should i say anything?

Coraline!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!!!That would have to be the best 3d movie i have ever seen!!!!and its stop animation just like the nightmare before christmas and the corpse bride!
W-O-W
I also saw the uninvited and that underworld movie
the uninvited is good but underworld could use more action COME ON ITS ABOUT VAMPIRES IT NEEDS AWSUM ACTION SEQUENCES!!!!!

RAIN!!!!

The rain is back in town!And its about time!!!!!!
i like it when everyone shows up to class wet and their hair all messed up its priceless

i am the egg man

i just realized i really love the beatles more than someone in my generation should


whoa i suddenly have 2 fingers

i am the egg man
they are the egg man
i am the walrus
cukoocachoocukcukcachoo
ahhh pics

i put more posters up



tragedy vs. comedy


BEST CEREAL IN THE WORLD!!!!(besides cookie crisp)




gah,nite

STRESS!!!!!!!

I HAVE ALL THIS PRESSURE AT HOME AND THEN THIS WEEK IS THE FRICKIN CAHSEE AND I HAVE TO MAKE UP ALL THAT MISSING WORK FROM THE WEEK I LEFT OR F's IN ALL MY CLASSES.


I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!CAN I JUST SLEEP FOR A WHOLE MONTH???

CURSE!!!!!

Today is the infamous FRIDAY THE 13 and im not going to the movies like everyone else!!!!!!!!!

im having cupcakes and watching my scary movies, beat that jason!!!!!!!!

i should just try to stay in bed all day like my mother is b-cuz shes scared of the curse on today lol